Hi! I'm Jayme. Bio's ordinarily bore me so if you don't mind, I'll spare you the drabness and try to maintain a certain level of wittiness along the way ;)

I enjoy long walks in South Central Los Angeles. Since I attend the University Of Southern California, I am lucky enough to roam the streets so close to my abode. Might I add, I keep pepper spray and a pocket knife on me at all times.

I hate cats. Sorry for all you cat enthusiasts who build shrines for your felines but I just don't like them. They are sneaky, conniving, mini lions I tell you.

My guitar is my best friend. But really. I have no friends other than my guitar.

Amy Winehouse is my idol. Except for the cocaine addiction, binge drinking, rehab, tattoo's, abusive relationships, jail time, etcetera. RIP Amy. You were such an inspiration.

I don't like flowers. or nail salons. or pink. yuck. But I do like polka dots, red lipstick, mexican food and little puppies.

I would kill a man for anything chocolate. A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine. When no one understands me, chocolate is there to listen.

I love initiating awkward situations. They make me feel happy for some obscure, unknown reason.

My favorite food (other than chocolate, but that is more like an element necessary for life) is watermelon. If you're thirsty, it quenches. If you're hungry, it fulfills. What a perfect combination.

I think that sums it up