We have ceased to exist. As a band. Not as individual people, because as human beings, we still, in fact, exist. For the time being anyway. Much like your favorite episode of Friends, a Neato Burrito burrito, or Axl Rose's career, all good things must come to an end. Like our band.

Because we love ourselves so much, we're keeping this website going. We're telling ourselves it's for posterity, but really it's just for us. And for you.

We'll prove it to you. We're giving away every song we ever recorded in a nice, neat little package called Hot Monotony. We think that title is as accurate a description as you can get for describing any album ever.

So download the songs below, and prepare to be meh'd.